Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Waste Time? Me? Never.

Between time off for the knee surgery and a few days of vacation coinciding with turkey day, I've pretty much spent most of my November wasting time and perfecting my addiction to TLC's daytime reality television lineup.

Let's review what I've been viewing on an almost daily basis:
  • What Not to Wear (I have a crush on Stacy)
  • 10 Years Younger
  • Baby Story (the gay couple made me cry)
  • Bringing Home Baby (CNN's Dr. Sanjay Gupta was a good episode)
  • Flip That House (Some of these people need a reality check!)
  • John & Kate + 8
  • Take Home Chef

I'm not proud, and more than a little curious what my former therapist would read into these viewing habits. As a reminder:

  • I'm a lesbian
  • I don't have or plan to have children
  • I like clothes... but seriously. See first bullet and add the words 'in the midwest'
  • I don't have the money to buy/flip any houses
  • I'd probably run if some cute dude with an accent walked up to me in the grocery holding an artichoke

Saddest of all -- I have to go back to work tomorrow and have no more time off scheduled until post X-mas. And I don't have Tivo. Or DVR. (Nor, Santa, do I want either!!!)

Gotta run. The next episode of A Baby Story is starting...

2 comments:

Me. Here. Right now. said...

It's called, my friend, living vicariously through others. I won't tell your therapist if you don't tell mine. I'm a HGTV addict. Suzanne Wang, Design on a Dime, blah, blah

Anonymous said...

HA! Love TLC. "Little People, Big World", "Jon and Kate + 8", "LA Ink", etc. You're not alone. I wonder if there's a 12 step program I should be looking into :-)

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